Course Description

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You can see how I lived before I met you. I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!

Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Oh right. I forgot about the battle. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh...also, comes with double prize money. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! We don't have a brig.

Kevin Blues

Course curriculum

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    Chapter 1

    • First Things First